The Author

Zander Allison is an absolute goddamn wordmonster. Owner and operator of nerdingdog.com, (home of the wild intellect), he hesitates at no challenge, turning the ephemeral mystery of human cognition into symbol and back with grace, ease, and a certain unavoidable griminess. Holding both Bachelor's and Master's from the School of Human Error, and a Doctorate in Willpower from the DWMSU, he is the once and future Buffalo Titan and a halfway-decent friend.

 

Many have tried to hold the leash of the dog who teaches himself new tricks, and found their bindings - leather, chain, or emotional - coated in drool and broken into several pieces on the floor.

(Some say his soul was accidentally created by the Great Spirit when That wished for "a goddamn friend for once, instead of all these yes-angels".)

His favorite color is 'null', and all other wavelengths compete, in their own hues, for second place.

Zander is a Zen professional, whatever that means.

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